Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Summer Season '05, Game 3: 2-16 (Loss)
The Entercommies faced off against Supercalifornia Pants last night. Though they lost 16-2, they did beat the spread. Also, the Entercommies doubled their productivity, going from 1 run to 2. And you know communism is all about exceeding previous production levels.
There was plenty of trash talking, though, on both sides. Katy, though she was never on the field, delivered some striking blows to the Pants' egos. Calling their players pirates, wimps, and synonyms for female genetalia, there wasn't a Pants player who escaped her vicious wrath.
Matt again received Player of the Game honors for a stunning double play at second base and some great offensive plays. Matt: Can't stop, won't stop.
Jeff also managed some great catches in the outfield to bring the 'Commies back to the plate time and again.
Wes also scored his first single of his career. All bets are off.
Standings as of 7/12: 8th out of 8
There was plenty of trash talking, though, on both sides. Katy, though she was never on the field, delivered some striking blows to the Pants' egos. Calling their players pirates, wimps, and synonyms for female genetalia, there wasn't a Pants player who escaped her vicious wrath.
Matt again received Player of the Game honors for a stunning double play at second base and some great offensive plays. Matt: Can't stop, won't stop.
Jeff also managed some great catches in the outfield to bring the 'Commies back to the plate time and again.
Wes also scored his first single of his career. All bets are off.
Standings as of 7/12: 8th out of 8
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As owner of the station, a once respected member of the FCC, and now the laughingstock of my colleagues and fellow Ivy League
Alumni, I have decided that you... comrades need some motivation. These dismal scores although meaningless to you have caused a certain amount of embarassment to
myself, Buffy, and the truth be known Fifi, our poodle.
Yes, I have hired you for your ability to live on meager salaries
and your ability to turn Kraft Macaroni and Cheese into various gourmet delights but little did I know that my sweatshop wages would haunt me with my entire team not being able to afford food with protein which might eventually feed those very quadricep muscles necessary to kick a ball at least 10 feet.
I have come up with a reward/motivation program that will reward players willing to re dedicate themselves to winning.
call another player any scientific name that connotates either male or female body parts........$50
call another player any playground
synonym that connotates male or female body parts..............$100
actually call another player the most common and basic name for male or female body parts........$150
The young lady who has come up with this most unusual method of
demoralizing the opposition is hereby promoted to Station Manager.
My decision was based mostly on her daring and dangerous plan to call oppossing players... PIRATES.
It showed real courage to push the name calling to such a chilling level.
Finally you players actually kicking the ball and catching the ball are to be congratulated. The many others of you without the eye hand coordination necessary to play this game might consider the fact that there are job hunters with masters degrees who would be happy to eat macaroni and cheese just for the opportunity to kick the shit out of that red ball.
Thankyou....Management
Alumni, I have decided that you... comrades need some motivation. These dismal scores although meaningless to you have caused a certain amount of embarassment to
myself, Buffy, and the truth be known Fifi, our poodle.
Yes, I have hired you for your ability to live on meager salaries
and your ability to turn Kraft Macaroni and Cheese into various gourmet delights but little did I know that my sweatshop wages would haunt me with my entire team not being able to afford food with protein which might eventually feed those very quadricep muscles necessary to kick a ball at least 10 feet.
I have come up with a reward/motivation program that will reward players willing to re dedicate themselves to winning.
call another player any scientific name that connotates either male or female body parts........$50
call another player any playground
synonym that connotates male or female body parts..............$100
actually call another player the most common and basic name for male or female body parts........$150
The young lady who has come up with this most unusual method of
demoralizing the opposition is hereby promoted to Station Manager.
My decision was based mostly on her daring and dangerous plan to call oppossing players... PIRATES.
It showed real courage to push the name calling to such a chilling level.
Finally you players actually kicking the ball and catching the ball are to be congratulated. The many others of you without the eye hand coordination necessary to play this game might consider the fact that there are job hunters with masters degrees who would be happy to eat macaroni and cheese just for the opportunity to kick the shit out of that red ball.
Thankyou....Management
# posted by 
: 7/14/2005 6:09 PM
: 7/14/2005 6:09 PM
My dear captain,
I have decided to cut you your final check. Although you have the courage to speak out, even in a less than articulate manner, I would expect a leader of left wing
rebels, to at least have those very same balls that you speak of
(even if the office rumour mill suggests they are very small balls)
to defend your team with a potpourri of obscentities laced with names of female body parts.
You have one game left against a team that has absolutely no regard for you sorry ass kickballers. You want change, you want rebellion,
you want to get lucky....than quit writing wimpy responses to superiors that will have you in a bread line faster than you can say
"power to the people." Kick the red ball hard comrade.
I have decided to cut you your final check. Although you have the courage to speak out, even in a less than articulate manner, I would expect a leader of left wing
rebels, to at least have those very same balls that you speak of
(even if the office rumour mill suggests they are very small balls)
to defend your team with a potpourri of obscentities laced with names of female body parts.
You have one game left against a team that has absolutely no regard for you sorry ass kickballers. You want change, you want rebellion,
you want to get lucky....than quit writing wimpy responses to superiors that will have you in a bread line faster than you can say
"power to the people." Kick the red ball hard comrade.
# posted by : 7/28/2005 3:52 PM
: 7/28/2005 3:52 PM
We have a problem.Spotless can't imagine a higher up berating employees. Oh, Spotless I will let you down very easy. Although your temporary paycheck makes you feel warm and fuzzy and mom is sending you cookies weekly there is a slight chance that one of us in the ivory tower is degrading you as I type. You and your mutton chop
comrades are such small cogs in our campaign to fleece every citizen of Seattle of their entertainment dollars by listening
to our mindless personnel banter and promote screeching and moaning.
Spotless there is no Santa but fortunately for me I get to see funny people in funny costumes trip and fumble and high five each other which at the risk of being redundant is very funny.
Life is good when you look down and see that you really do have big balls.
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comrades are such small cogs in our campaign to fleece every citizen of Seattle of their entertainment dollars by listening
to our mindless personnel banter and promote screeching and moaning.
Spotless there is no Santa but fortunately for me I get to see funny people in funny costumes trip and fumble and high five each other which at the risk of being redundant is very funny.
Life is good when you look down and see that you really do have big balls.
# posted by : 7/30/2005 10:00 AM
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