This week, the 'Commies faced down The Greeks in a 3-0 shutout.

Kyle sustained a crippling injury early on, tearing his right quadricep, putting him out of commission early on. This couldn't keep the 'Commies down, however, who went on to score a run early in the first inning. Innings progressed in a very quick manner, shutting down Greeks faster than the Ottoman Empire.

The Commies did manage to lure The Greeks into a false sense of hope. Wes fumbled his run to second base, getting tagged out easily. Worse, despite his otherwise stellar performance in the rest of the game, Mike managed a manbunt. Even worse still, during the inevitable confusion that results from a manbunt, The Greeks' pitcher tagged out Mike in the face. Upon realizing his impending doom, the pitcher instantly hugged him and later bought him a beer. All was well.

One run just wouldn't satisfy Michelle, however. She belted a solid kick into the outfield, driving home an extra two insurance runs who go by the name of Joe and Dan. This also earned her the honor of Player of the Game. Not bad for a first game.

Standings as of 5/22: 1st out of 5 (tie)